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 Hospital | Here ! |  USA | 2007-03-28 | Endangered | ***** |
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The hospital overlooking the River Thames
The History Of Norwich Insane Asylum
The hospital first opened its doors in 1904 in Norwich, Connecticut. It was built in an idyllic location chosen for its therapeutic properties overlooking the River Thames.
The Norwich Insane Asylum was built isolated from civilization, which worked to its benefit as it began to grow during its early years sprouting new buildings that accompanied the original construction (see aerial view of the hospital here). These new construction projects included patient wards, staff cottages, laboratories and workshops. All of the structures were interconnected by a large network of underground utility tunnels. These tunnels transported electricity, hot water, and patients to various areas on the grounds. The hospital remained self-sufficient, almost like a small town, with its own power plant, pump house, working farm, kitchen, theater and church.
Over 3,000 patients and 1,000 employees were residents on the asylum grounds in the 1950’s.
Slowly patients began to leave Norwich State Hospital due to deinstitutionalization and it permanently closed its doors in 1996. Since then time has basically stood still on the property with a few exceptions. Currently there is talk about converting the grounds into a theme park, but nothing has been set in stone.
The administration building, 2 years after opening.
Exploration...
After a long tedious drive we leave the car in a commuter parking lot close to the buildings. Ever the vigilant group of explorers we notice a State Trooper making his rounds and dive into the forest for cover. Luckily we outsmarted the police yet again and after regrouping walk along the Thames River for a few hundred feet. We finally see the abandoned pump house looming in the distance and decide to make this our entryway into the campus.
This site has a reputation for being well guarded, well patrolled, and does not take kindly to trespassers. I am always on edge when exploring across the Atlantic and the numerous “State Property – No Trespassing” signs that litter the grounds did not bode well for my paranoia. Instead of exposing ourselves above ground to security and prying eyes, we decided to take the underground route through the utility tunnels.
Hospital grounds map
Using the tunnels we explored many buildings without ever being forced to go outside. This method of travel was soon confirmed to be the safest. On our first attempt to venture outside we were only a few feet away from a security officer in a black uniform. Fortunately he didn’t look our way and we quickly receded back into the tunnel network. For a while we hid in the abandoned theater so we could look around the campus without being seen.
This encounter with security dampened our spirits and made our visit a whole lot shorter than we would have liked. We made our grande exit through the empty chapel, this allowed us to avoid walking back through the forest. As we were walking back to the commuter lot to pickup our car we noticed the State Trooper had been watching us as we suspiciously walked down the road. I wonder where we went to and were coming back from?!
Archive document introducing a new therapy (click to enlarge):
Authorization of the family
Tokens!
Special thanks to Dr. Bob for sharing the old postcards.
I don't act like I know it all. And for your information, I didn't just sit in an office all day. I was out in the plant frequently. I even reported safety things before. Trust me when I say OSHA is not a very big fan of the company I worked for. I paid lots of fines because they were dumb. (They couldn't even produce an MSDS book to paramedics one time) As someone who has seen OSHA up close, I kind of know what I am talking about. Not to mention that when I worked at another place I called OSHA on my boss. My dad works with them as well. I think I know a little bit about how it works. So yeah, you might have some shifty people at times, but not with stuff like that.
Archie, you have access on a need to know level. What you are reading is what the people who hired you want you to read. Any "covert" information would be catogorized well above the level of the average worker, kept under lock and key (literally) and not left lying around for anyone to casually browse. Classified info cannot, by DOD directive, be accessable thru non-classified means, and at various levels of sensitivity, must be kept under cypher lock in secured rooms.
And with all due respect, I doubt you have the clearance level to access it.
Having dealt with sensitive information in the past, I can tell you :
A) that the government takes security VERY seriously,
B) most of what is "classified" is incredibly boring
C) any agency that allows said information out, if discovered, will suffer severe sanctions, including loss of security privlidges, and possable gov't contracts.
D) any individual who views said information and discloses it in violation of DOD directives, can be held accountable, including fines and jail time, it can be construed as espionage. Military personel can be court martialed. Depending on the severity of the breach, they may be tried as traitors, which still carrys the death penalty.
I know a guy who left a repository unlocked one night, and it took him several months of investigations to clear his name.
So, even if you were to find some classified "dirt", you better keep it to yourself, or the Gov't agents WILL be knocking on your door! Trust me on this, these boys have NO sense of humor with anything even vaguely related to national security. They WILL come down on you .
i just found out that back in the day when nsh was still operational the navy would send people to nsh for various reasons, and they would also use nsh for various reasons. im gonna see what i can dig up but i think i may be on to something that may be a big missing peice of the nsh puzzle. i will share info as i come across it. lol i love haveing access to things hehehehehe
you guys do have very good points, but the thing is it did happen, the facility that i worked at has been shut down, and i could never find out the reasons why but i already know. sparkles, really? u always gotta act like you know it all? open youre mind a little and be a free thinker for once, shit like this does happen. you would be surprised what happens inside plants when all the office people just stay in there office. i was once hit by a hi/lo and the guy drove off, i wasnt hurt so i didnt give a rats but it just goes to show you these things happen. lol i do gotta say one thing, if osha had a chance to inspect the military, they would have heart attacks!!!
anyways, has anybody heard about the abandond town here in connecticut? i saw something about it and was very interested anyboy ever been?
40°58'23"N 73°53'21"W
Found this wandering around on BingMaps.. Bing it.. 40.5560277777778, -74.217525 very cool
Women speaks about her memories of Byberry Mental institution..Was interesting.
www.youtube.com
Having some experience with OSHA, I must say I find it hard to believe an inspector would overlook an incident like that occuring while he was on the premises. Certainly not IMPOSSIBLE, but extremely unlikely. OSHA is a Federal watchdog organization, and as such is under scrutiny not only from the inside but also from the industrial giants they inspect. Any company that has been hit with multi- millions in fines for non compliance would love to prove OSHA inspectors are corrupt, to cast doubt on the credability of their findings against their own factories. (OSHA will indeed fine you $800-$1000 for leaning a piece of quarter inch plywood against a fire extinguisher, even if its just to go open a door to take it out.)
Depending on what the plant produces and for who, the inspector could be charged with industrial espionage, even.
Add that the inspector can be held personally liable for any injuries that should occur in a repeat of the event, and I cant see how that could have happened. More likely, regardless of OSHA being there or not, the department where the accident occured would be immediatly shut down, if for no other reason than repairs. With OSHA present, and a bearing in mind OSHA sends teams, not single inspectors, they would be obliged to immediatly shut down operations, launch an investigation, and determine if the company was guilty of neglegence, or it was an unforseeable mechanical failure. Even should it be the latter, guardrails and other precautions should have been in place to keep people out of the area the machinery would have landed. Hell, anytime someone is more than 6 feet above the floor/ground, it requires a safety harness. The only reason for an injury would be if the employee had been trained, and still refused to use required safety equipment. A couple of warnings for such in the employees file would really support the companies position.
For an event like this to occur during an OSHA visit would be incredibly embarrasing for the company, also. Kind of like texting on your cel, and running into a cop car while he's stopped at a light, you basically KNOW you are screwed!
Methinks, Archie, thine friend may have been paying heavy tribute to Dionysus prior to relating yon tale!
Have you ever worked directly with OSHA? Probably not. You don't know what you're talking about. They don't mess around.
of course osha is going to say that, they are getting paid under the table for it! this happens more often than you think. i once worked in a parts stamping plant, and one of the presses stamp fell (which weighed many tons) and nearly missed my buddys hands, osha had a representative at the plant and he went and told the rep and the rep said he wasnt going to do anything about it or report it to anybody and handed him a hundred dollar bill. of course he was hurten for money so he took it. i dont trust osha for anything. period.
take one to know one !
Here goes some of the pics from last week..some I will not share.
mMm..hmm
Your welcome... 
Good old OSHA said that her claims were bs.
RIIIIIGGGHHHT, and I build nuclear weapons behind locked doors!
ok so you all never beleive me about my beef with pfizer well here is proof: www.wfsb.com now you guys can see what i see!
well darn now i gotta look out, or heres a thought, maybe i am an agent too? i do work for the military! hehehehe maybe i am slowly takeing all of you out one by one!!! hahahahahahaha and im the one doing the testing!!!
There! Sparkles chimed in, and the implanted nanotechs have already determined your location and identity! The government "hit squad" is on its way!
Of course, thats assuming that was realy Sparkles anyway, and not a government agent posing to be her, to get to you.
Or maybe I am one.
Or maybe this whole site is a trap for those who get too close.....
Just because you are paranoid doesnt mean someone isnt out to get you!
Or several someones....
HeheheHEHEHEHEHE.......... \m/
JPT-Nice one about TAPS. I'll have to let them all know next time I talk to them.
Architect- They did not do anything to me (although, if they did I guess I wouldn't know about it......)
John- You are an idiot.
Chris- Of course I would be back. How did you know? lol
XXX123- What's it to you? And the dog is my little boy so be nice.
I saw them at seaside taking pictures and running around...there was a dog too.
but there was no car anywhere...and they went around the main bldg and disapeared. everything looked lockedup but I think they went inside...we did not see them again and we left. I assume it was them...
I saw them at seaside taking pictures and running around...there was a dog too.
but there was no car anywhere...and they went around the main bldg and disapeared. everything looked lockedup but I think they went inside...we did not see them again and we left. I assume it was them...
...not for me. Leave that shit alone, seen too many bad things come out of what people thought would be a fun time. I'll stick to a glass of scotch on occasion, or maybe some rum in the summer.
I believe TAPS is going to air sometime in May. A lot or DVRs will be running that night!
As for PHD, BAE, Sparkles, Paul, etc, I expect they are around and having fun reading all this inane foolishness being posted, JPTs blatherings included!
lol that was a good one jpt im going to watch my door a little closer now hahaha i wouldnt be surprised though!! i tell you what though i definatly cant wait to see the episode they have in store for us with all that filming they did!!
Haha.. I talked to her not to long ago..it is however possibLe the good weather has over come her body and she is out enjoying life like the rest of us. I have pics to post here tomarrow. My internet has been down so I'm here through blackberry. Jpt I like your theory of taps wisking her away tho haha. She'll be back no worries.
jpt what the hell have been smoking an say away from the brown tabs dude damn
BAE and PHD are Sparkles and Paul.
Sorry, but this just came to mind as iI was submitting the previous post:
Seems AWFULLY coincidental that TAPS was there, and wrapped up filming and now Sparkles goes missing? Hmmm....something to ponder....
And Archie? Yeah, I'm sure she has been captured, and they are implanting some form of hush hush device that will track YOU down, because you are getting too close to their secrets! Next time she posts, it will undoubtedly jack into her system, register your IP address from your posts, and the Men In Black will be at your door within minutes! Of course, with todays "Dont ask, dont tell" policy, it could be the Men In Pink Paisly knocking down the door!
Say hello to Mulder and Scully for me!
Maybe she and Paul eloped, and are honeymooning on some tropical island!
Realistically, she probably just got tired of always getting hit on by every horny young guy sniffing around the board!
i think maybe sparkles was captured and taken to the underground labs. haha!!!
Pretty freakin boring round here without Sparkles...
where she at? I heard she disapeared...anyone know where shes hiding?
That was a nice way to pay Homage to your friend. Unfortunately with everyone knowing the current security situation at NSH, that place is going to be picked clean of everything not tied down. I hope the cards are returned but unless something is done to prevent them from being taken again, the same thing will happen. Maybe bringing some clear lacquer and putting a couple coats over them would help.
About 6 months ago a man died very unexpectedly in Norwich....
the hospital was something he always wanted to explore...
I put his 2 different funeral cards on the stage in the Theatre Dance Hall
now they are gone...his name is Gunnar N
if anyone knows about how his memorial was taken or why please post here.
the cards belong there.
blah blah blah blah blah blah 
ahh i was a little too lazy this weekend, i wanted to get out there and explore with limited gaurds but i didnt get to. hope you all had some fun and everybody has got to post pics!!! so did anybody hear about how pfizer just fired a lady for saying that she got infected with a man made disease that they made there at pfizer? yeah i just heard about it this morning. maybe she was in the underground labs and somehow escaped? wonder if she saw the gatekeeper down there? i definatly want to interveiw this lady. so ive noticed its been quite around the paige, especially with bomb shutting up...
I feel like crap but.... You did make me smile. I love you so much and I had a lot of fun this weekend. You're the best. I want to go this weekend. Maybe we can visit the morgue? 
(do you remember now? hehe)
Best weekend ever...! our saga continues...
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! and I hope your smilin this morning after you read this..
Ill see you soon...
Yeah..I was there today..There was only one guard. The SCC car was parked in the very front of the hospital..no one in it. There was a state cop doing radar right near it..Then there was a white suv parked facing kettle..as martin said.. Easy in..easy out. However..this guard that was on today seemed to have a lead foot compared to the slow poke's that used to drive the grounds..on more than on occasion the guard blew by us at 40mph. haha
Dude your way off...Murphy security has 1 guard for the Norwich side of campus. 1 guard. 1 vehicle.
the Preston side has 1 guard from SSC remaining. 1 vehicle. so its 2 different Co's working the site for now...abt 3weeks till a final descision is made. and the chiller is the bathroom only. its not staffed any longer.
those are facts. so get your shit straight...and a 93$ ticket isnt exactlly trouble is it?
and we have been in a few times since new guard rotation began...easy walk in and out...
been doing recon. there are still gaurds there. it is a new company but they do have 2 cars per shift. if you guys are gonna post details like that make sure they are correct before you do. it could get many people in trouble if they listen to incorrect info.they are using the old chiller as there office.
Meh..haha.
Looking for fellow explorers/photographers to check this place out. We should get a (small) group together and make a day. Anyone interested, feel free to shoot me a message: xgrannyballsx@yahoo.com.
no first shift security but there is one guard on 2nd an 3rd shift poor jerk good luck have fun
..okay okay..maybe this should be hush hush for now. In fact..we aren't even sure for how long this will be true
Guards gone...free for all!!
get yer asses movin! no more BS...its on..
So..you have to pay 4 grand to have permission to do whatever you want for 3 days.. i see how it is.
‘Ghost Hunters’ going home
Reality TV crew wrapping up work at former mental hospital
Tali Greener/ NorwichBulletin.com
By DEBORAH STRASZHEIM
Norwich Bulletin
Posted Mar 12, 2010 @ 12:02 AM
Last update Mar 12, 2010 @ 10:22 AM
Preston, Conn. — The reality television show “Ghost Hunters” filmed Monday, Tuesday night and Wednesday night at the former Norwich Hospital property in Preston and gave the town a location fee of $4,000.
Kent Borner, chairman of the Preston Redevelopment Agency, said filming is nearly complete, except for one day of filming outside. He does not know what, if anything, the ghost hunters found.
“I know for sure they were in the administration building,” Borner said. “And they were talking about getting into the tunnels.”
He said the crew may also have gone into the Ribicoff building, where medical procedures and operations were performed. The Ribicoff was also the site of the hospital’s morgue.
The former Norwich Hospital has been thought for years to be haunted, perhaps by the ghosts of its patients.
“Ghost Hunters” premiered in 2004 on the Syfy Channel and investigates paranormal activity. Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson, plumbers by trade, run The Atlantic Paranormal Society based in Warwick, R.I., and research various sites.
Supervising producer Matthew Meltzer said the group has completed its investigation at the hospital but now must examine two days of evidence, a time-consuming process.
“They have to review all of the audio and video they collect there. It’s all in real time. They can’t fast forward,” he said.
Meltzer said he hopes the Preston segment will be one-hour long, but it depends on what’s found. The episode likely will air in May, he said.
The Norwich State Hospital for the Insane opened in 1904 and served as a mental health facility for decades. It was renamed Norwich State Hospital in the 1920s and had a population of thousands in the 1950s.
The hospital closed in 1996.
I just shitcanned aim/yim, had some craziness goin on- but I'll make a new one, or you can hit me up at phucphace@gmail.com. I'm at hell, I mean work anyway and can only respond so much. But yea hit a broham up.
Do you use AIM or anything like that..Wanted to talk to you.
A nighter would work well for me since I get out late and could do it pretty much any night. I'm always down if not workin' if anyone wants to hit a place up.
G.E..google earth.. i'm slow...lol
I really like these Bing maps..Thanks for sharing much better than the google aerial shots. Birds eye get's you right in there. However..im not sure what the G.E you mentioned is.
I haven't quite gotten enough confidence in the Power Plant site..There is only one way in..and it's a big sketchy haha..but we could make plans for a night op I'm sure. That site would NOT be possible for a solo infiltration at all by any means. However..we could work something out I am sure.
G.E./ bing maps-the birds eye view is the Shiz ,+ just poking around the interwebs. Traditional recon is good but for nori you have to get on site any way to do that so...Hey, did you ever do that power plant-I'm down!
e-recon?
Well, all I'll say is either way if you wanna go just do some e-recon, get your gear ready and do it up. It honestly isn't that bad getting in if you use a little ninja-ness and have a plan, broad day light or midnight I've been going pretty frequently and usually have no problems at all. Even the close calls just evade and keep on splorin', don't freak and always keep your eyes and ears on your surroundings, know your next move ahead of time, have options and when in doubt know your way out. I heard from a very, very reliable source on the game plan and will share that story soon enough. But I can't say shit right now, wouldn't count on anything anyway. I will say, if you really want to go- go soon! Happy esplorin' on a shitty note, there is con. Equipment showing up! Just saw a backhoe and a port-o-potty as I'm writing this, fuk fukity fukfukfuk I hope this isn't starting yet...
That's pretty sweet you don't have to work. Plans on hangin' out with lady gaga?
I'm yawning too but I don't have work tomorrow
You can watch it on YouTube or ov guide. It's one of a kind and it's the only us film banned from release for reasons other than obscenity or national security, this says alot. The ban was lifted a few years back.
yawning to the silence today. boo
Would you have a link to this documentary ? I have nothing better to do i guess.
lol creepy-Mc creepster.
I am not unstable. And I am only dangerous to people like you. I am very smart, so thank you. Sweet and sexy. Next Victoria's Secret perfume? The hell with the guts. I want to see what's in that deranged little head of yours. See what makes you tick. You wish I was hunting you down, don't you? (I'm good at tracking btw) You like the abuse. Do you fantasize about me? What I might look like? Or how I might smell? Is my voice soft or seductive? I bet you wish you knew. It's flattering that you "love" me and all, but it's creepy. You creepy mc-creepster.
this girl is an escaped mental patient and is very unstable and dangerous!
She is known to cruise websites looking for victims
she is very smart and a master manipulator she will be sweet and sexy one minute
and claw your guts out the next! I have faced her twice and I twisted my knee and ankle
when I tried to run. took nasty spill too...while Sparkles laughed at me I got away...It was odd...
she was gonna hurt me but I was helpless against her charms...I loved it realy...and her.
Soooo, has anyone seen titicut follies? I asked the other day but no one cared. It's a doc about bridgewater in ma. from 1967-I think-Some of it looks alot like nori, interiors anyway, it's interesting to see it in action and get an idea of how these places were/ still are I guess. You can watch it online fo free. Let me know what you think...
I realized that after posting it here. Even so..It shows the type of things that occured while in these asylums. Can't say it wasn't interesting..A man pulling out brains with tongs!!!!!!! whoooa
That first article is about a different hospital.
As far as this whole BombDiggityDouchebagery is concerned..From prior convo's with other regulars here..I gathered that Bomb is exactly what i thought. Obviously now..that we have a paramedic's point of view on burns of the hands and face..And shining some light on the fact that you wouldn't only be not typing..but defiantly not exploring any type of abandonment what-so-ever..I have brought the conclusion to my head that by BomB posting on other user names claiming he was dead and yadayada..he is simply looking for sympathy..friendship by the people that he feels he should belong with. Sadly however BomB..I have been a user here for over a year..in that time..YOU have made many claims and ruined many people's views of what it is that urban exploration is all about. Talking with others about you I have dug up the fact that you are apparently a fan of tagging and vandalizing sites. Places normal people would go to document and investigate have been ruined by YOU..and your "friends"..this is not a hobby for you..and you shouldn't own a computer..You claim to have been to many places..why dwell here..there are plenty of other message boards ..with a whole new group of people that you can fool. good-luck.
Sparkles is right..the time frame from this article defiantly does not match up with the Famous Jack the Ripper cases..However..I just find it interesting that a writer would dub this guy as "Jack the ripper" I mean..how can you compare any one killer..to another. I don't believe the two rippers are related in any way..I was just curious if anyone had ever heard of someone being dubbed as Jack the Ripper in our area..and at our favorite asylum.
Once I get home and away from the workplace internet restrictions, I'll dig some more.
I don't think he was ever in CT though... And even then, the times don't coincide with one another.
I'm guessing that the program I referred to is based on this book.
My dad said his 3rd degree burn looked like a baked potato. Anyways, I totally agree about the whole let's ignore bomb thing. Only just to let everyone know he will talk crap and say he'll never leave just like JPT said. Whatever. But he'll post under a bunch of different names. Ignore them all. And there was not enough sun to get 2nd degree burns. Unless bomb's visiting the tanning salon on a daily basis. if that's the case then you'll look like Malibu barbie in no time. (She looks kind of crispy)
JPT- You're right, he doesn't have much of an attention span at all.
John, we all know you are going to attempt to tell us off. At least try and have your post make sense. Otherwise we will have so much more to laugh at.
There was recently a program on (I believe) The History Channel about Jack the Ripper in Ct. I didn't watch it so I can't provide any details but I will see if I can find a link with more info.
1st degree burns minor skin irritations, are basicaly sunburns. 2nd degree burns are more serious, they involve some blistering of the skin, moderate skin damge, but no significant tissue damage. 3rd degree are where the tissue is basically cooked or charred.
To go about claiming to have 1st degree burns to your face is pretty common, I believe we all get that at one time or another. I myself had some this weekend working outside. But I didnt see where it was significant enough to mention it on a forum. If indeed you had second degree burns on your hands, as mentioned below you would be having problems typing if it were on the portion of the hand used for typing.
I suspect you have some sunburn type burn on your face, with the only major effect being perhaps you'll peel, and some minor area of 2nd degree burns on the back of your hands. I have also seen 2nd degree burns as a result of sun.
So , once we get past the drama drama drama, and the pathetic attempts to garner sympathy or perhaps some incredibly juvenile "Phantom of the Opera" delusion, we have a guy that got some minor burns and wants everybody to know about it.
Okay, thank you, we understand. Get some aloe sunburn lotion, and stop trying to impress the people here, because your rep both on and off the boards is , shall we say, less than stellar. Nobody here wants to kill you, in fact, nobody here really cares anymore about what you have to say, as you have proven yourelf to be less than insignificant.
This is my final statement to Bomb- your comments and opinions have become worthless to me, and as such I do not wish to play with you - go find someone else to "flame war" with. Any other regulars to the board who are also tired of this posters impotent taunts and immature thoughts, I reccomend that we simply ignore him. If we do not reply, his short attention span (And some will know the duel meaning to that) will have him wandering elsewhere seeking entertainment. I expect he will post some incoherant ramblings about me, and others, insults and promises to never leave, continue to be annoying, etc etc etc, as is so typical of this sort of troll. I will not respond. You are not worth my time.
ok dude, seeing that i am a paramedic if you had 2nd degree burns you wouldnt be typeing. plain and simple, also, ive come to realize that youre like the annoying kid everyone wants to slap the shit out of when they first meet them because they cant stand that kid being around. basically, dude you really need to get a life because we are all tired of hearing about youre retarted games you play.
DO YOU REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH YOU WANT TO KILL ME GOOD LUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR THE FIRST. BUT FUNNY THING IS IAM STILL HERE AN I HAVE 2ND DEGREE BURN ON MY HAND,S AN 1ST DEGREE ON SOME MY FACE.AN YES I DO GO TO SEASIDE SOME TIMES AN I WAS THERE SATURDAY WHAT,S IS YOUR POINT
Saw there was a post about no more guards at Norwich as of March, 11, 2010; Contract expire? Is this true? Looking for any confirmation....!
It's defiantly a local paper..There are articles in the paper with our local towns there..Branford..Groton..Etc.Etc.. I don't understand completely why there would be an article there stating that Jack the Ripper ..of all legendary serial killers would have been housed at NSH..I don't know a whole lot about Jack the Ripper..but I do know he is famous in London..not New London..this paper throws me off quite a bit. I think it would be rude for another insane serial killer to just..Take someone's alias.
google news. I found a weird article here.. "jack the ripper" at first i thought they meant the norwich asylum UK..but it's a local paper to CT..its interesting. news.google.com
very good work chris, how did u find this? it is definatly amazing how articles have changed over time via the editorial aspect of it.
haha go lay down.
Doing toad. lmao
He should be locked in a closet anyways. And he is that dumb to think he could pull it off. Totally made me laugh. Good end to my really shitty day at work. 
I know a gentleman who was burned in a bonfire, his hands and part of his back. He was in hospital for several weeks.- I agree, there is no way anyone would be out in a few days, so whomever this is posting, and I dont know nor do I really care, is either a rather poor liar, or needs to share what he's been drinking with the rest of us. I hope its the latter, but fear its the former.
At least Archie presents his wild mushroom generated paranoia as theories! So, Blazing Sweat or whatever you are calling yourself these days, next time you go out licking toads, lock yourself in a closet and wait till the pretty pink hippos fly away, before posting more nonsense. Do you honestly think you are slick enough to pull it off? Its rather insulting to believe that most of the regulars here would believe it, without at least some rudimentery investigation. Which of course disproves your post.
So go lay down.
Brian: I'm a fuckin' idiot because I can't make a lamp?
Bender: No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
Brian: What do you know about Trigonometry?
Bender: I could care less about Trigonometry.
Brian: Bender, did you know without Trigonometry there'd be no engineering?
Bender: Without lamps, there'd be no light.
great minds thinking alike.
That is exactly what I thought about when I wrote my last post. haha
Or write it..and add amendments down the road.. like the declaration of Independence..
I didn't think I had that much to say until I started writing. I can always do like A.2 and stuff like that. lol
You could also just use numbers..those are endless options..however A-G was a great start.
hhmmm. A lot more letters to work with then I thought. lmao
English uses 26 letters, German uses 30 letters, Irish 20 letters..I believe there is 28 in the Hebrew alphabet.. . 
A) Blaze24=Sweat Leaf (spelled wrong)=Bomb=Diggity Dog=John=DOUCHE BAG
B) Bomb does not go to Seaside. (At least not as often as claimed)
C) If he was a Seaside he was not with a girl. And if he was she was probably 15 and probably there against her will.
D) He must be real unlucky then because he was supposedly burned a couple months ago. (He wasn't) My dad got burned at work and he ended up in the burn unit at Bridgeport Hospital for over 3 weeks. There is no way anyone would be out walking around a couple of days after getting burned.
E) Lots could kill bomb. Would you like me to demonstrate for you?
F) The only new home he would ever have is the crappy little apartment he would be stuck renting if his wife ever woke up and kicked him out.
G) John, stop talking to me. You are a tool. A pathological liar. A moron. A loser. I want my stuff back. I'll be down there tomorrow.
19 more letters of the alphabet. Should I keep going?
JUST A THOUGHT DO YOU THINK BOMB IS NOW MAKING SEASIDE HIS NEW HOME? SPARKLES WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS.
HE LIVES I SAY HIM AT SEA SIDE SATURDAY HE IS REALLY FUCK UP BUT HE DID NOT SEE BE THANK GOD HE WAS WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE ONE GUY AN ONE GIRL. I REALLY THINK SWEAT LEAF WAS TELLING THE TRUTH BECAUSE HALF OF BOMB FACE IS BURNED AN BOTH OF HIS HAND,S ARE TO. CAN ANYTHING KILL THIS DUDE
Dealing isn't that bad. (It all depends on what they're dealing though.) But you sentence scumbags and I'll kick their asses. haha